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Anything you can do
I can do better than you can do
I can do, we can do
I can do much, much better than you

Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can

Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you

No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am, yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow

We can do most anything
Can you bake a pie?
No
Well, neither can I

Anything you can sing, I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Sure, I can
No you can't
Yes, I can
He sings pretty loud

I'm superior
No, you're inferior
I'm the big attraction
Oh no, you are the small

I'm the major one
Oh no, you're the minor one
I can beat you at anything
And that's not all

Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you

Fifty cents
Forty cents
Thirty cents
Twenty cents
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can

Anything you can dig I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you

Thirty feet
Forty feet
Fifty feet
Oh, go to diggin', kid
Oh, I'm so tired

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? Yep
So can a rat

Any note you can reach I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
Oh, pick up your tonsils
I'm sorry

Anyone you can lick I can lick faster
I can lick anyone faster than you

With your fist?
With my feet
With your feet?
With an ax
Call me a cab, kid

Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you

No, you can't
Yes, we can
No, you can't
Yes, we can
No, you can't
Yes, we can, yes, we can

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