Comedy can be dangerous, my friends, I tell ya what When you make kids laugh and giggle, they can split a gut With a chortle they can crack up, so beware there is the chance You can make a kid laugh so hard that they can pee their pants
Fall out of bed and hit their head while rolling on the floor Their body shake, their side will ache, they'll laugh until they're sore 'Cause the funny bone, the danger zone and some place no one knows It could hit that zone hold the phone 'cause milk shoots out their nose
Kids' body parts are fragile, so be careful not to scoff Your funny joke can actually make their heads and butts fall off Jokes and gags, hit 'em hard with punchlines, so I've read You can leave a kid in stitches, or even knock 'em deadTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
