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When I was single I wrote many love songs
about the boys who caused me pain
Now that I'm married my life's pretty happy
I don't have such sad things to say
So one day I sat down and started to list out
crap you do that makes me mad
after a few of my brainstorming sessions
here are the things that I had

How does somebody remember statistics
for every ball game ever played
yet forget to put down the seat of the toilet
which you know just how much I hate
babe do you have to be so damn dramatic
about every minor ache and pain
try going through that time of the month
and we'll see just who can complain

I know that at first glance my list seems extensive
that was never my intent
after a while it started to snowball
seemed like a healthy way to vent
before I go forward there's one sentiment
I must convey to you
you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
and you're strong enough to hear the truth

don't get me wrong I am thrilled we are close enough
for us to always be real
but oversharing can be a real problem
and sometimes make you lose appeal
drop the controller and step away slowly from
your 15th Madden game
let's compromise and we'll play some Wii bowling
so I can school your me again

Then I realized I can pick apart everything that you do
or when I'm angry I can recall the reasons why I chose you

Because I love the way that we dance really stupid
to the theme song from the show Bones
I hope you always have me listed as My Girl
in the address book on your cell phone
there's nothing I'd rather do on a Sunday
than vegge out with you on the couch
I'll bet when we're in our nineties
we still won't have quite figure each other out

So as it turns out this was kind of a love song
About how you're my husband and friend
but I swear you won't want to see what till happen
if you leave the toilet seat up again

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