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She's blonde, I'm not
I know you think she's hot
by all standards she's a perfect ten it's true
she's your living dream
off the pages of a magazine
probably a better fit than me for you

But I've got a sexy personality
not a size two, don't have big boobs
but I've been told I'm kinda funny

So don't give in to the stereotype
of what a guy who looks like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass, but I could kick that skinny bitch's ass
just take a chance on a girl like me

She's a piece of work
no one should have that much perk
oh so classy while she's dancing on the bar
while I read Keats and Poe
and as far as looks go
no one's run away from me in fear so far

Plus I've got a bangin' set of listening skills
I know how to bake
well just the box kind of cake
but I think it still tastes pretty good
especially Funfetti

So don't give in to the stereotype
of what a guy who looks like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass but I could kick that skinny bitch's ass
just take a chance on a girl like me

Baby you should be with me, oh I could give you 50 reasons
Face it all she'll ever give you in venereal diseases
you'll break my heart if you prove that the movies lie
when in the end the quirky chick still gets the guy

so don't give in to the stereotype
of what a guy who look like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass, but I could
kick that skank-whore's fake-tanned ass
just take a chance on a girl like me
just take a chance on a girl like me

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