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Satan gave me a taco
And it made me really sick
The chicken was all raw
And the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid
The beans were so hard
I was gettin' kinda dizzy
Eatin' all the lard

There were aphids on the lettuce
And I ate everyone
And after I was done
The salsa melted off my tongue

Pieces of tortilla
Got stuck in my throat
And the stains on my clothes
Burned a hole through my coat

My stomach was a tremblin'
And I broke out in a rash
I was so dry and thirsty
And I didn't have no cash

So I went and found a hose
Tore off all my clothes
Turned on the water
And it shot right up my nose

Some old lady came along
And she thought I was a freak
So she beat me with her handbag
'Til I could hardly speak

I was lyin' there naked
My body badly bruised
In a pool of my own blood
Unconscious and confused

Well, the cops came and got me
And threw me in their van
And I woke up on the ceiling
And I couldn't find my hand

They took me to the judge
His eyes a glowin' red
The courtroom was filled
With the witches and the dead

The sherrif was a hell-hound
With fangs and claws
The prisoners were tied up
And chained to the walls

Well the air was gettin' thick
The smoke was gettin' thicker
The judge read the verdict
Said, "Cut off his head"

Well they placed me on the altar
And they raised up the axe
My head was about to explode
When I noticed the marshall stacks

I noticed all the smoke machines
The cameras and the lights
Some guy with a microphone
Runnin' around, dancin' in tights

An' I noticed the crew
And the band playin' down below
And I realized I was in
A rock video [rock video]

So I went and joined the band
And I went out on tour
And I smoked a lot of heroin
And I passed out in manure

I made out with the groupies [h-aww yeah]
Started fires backstage [aww yeah, start 'em up]
I made a lot of money [aww your makin' it]
And I gave it all away [give it all to me]

Well the band got killed [aww bunch of losers]
So I started a solo career [aww haw yeah]
And I won all the awards [get 'em all now]
And I drank all the beer [drankin' all the...get funky]

And I opened up a taco stand [aww haww]
Just to smell the smell [aww (huh he ruh wild/everyone's wild]
Cookin' with the devil [c'mon (babe/man)] Fryin' down in hell

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