[RICH] Freshman year Didn't have a girlfriend or a clue I was a loser just like you Good times would only Soar by
I was gross As every female would attest My sexting was a futile quest My little penis was depressed He was so lonely Poor guy
I was hopeless, hopeless I was helpless, helpless Every time I walked the hallway I would trip I was stagnant and idle I was so suicidal and then, then, then Then, then, then, then, then Then, then, then, then, Then I got a Squip
[JEREMY] You got quick?
[RICH] Not quick. Squip.
[JEREMY] I've just never heard of it before.
[RICH] That's the point. This is some top-secret-can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit.
It's from Japan It's a grey, oblong pill Quantum nanotechnology CPU The quantum computer in the pill Will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and tells you what to do
[JEREMY] So... It's like drugs?
[RICH] It's better than drugs, Jeremy.
It's from Japan It's a grey, oblong pill Quantum nanotechnology CPU The quantum computer in the pill Will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and tells you what to do It tells you what to do
It's pre-programmed It's amazing Speaks to you directly
You behave as It's appraising Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool Helps you rule
Picture this Nobody cares if you are late 'Cause even teachers think you're great Your weekend's just a full-on slate Of blowout benders Of teenage rockstar splendors
Right now you're helpless, helpless You are almost hopeless On the school social map you're just a blip But if you take my advice and if you Pay the listed price, well then you Go from sad, to interesting, to hip Yeah, your whole life will flip When you buy a squip
Hey, yeah, a squip Yeah, yeah, a squip A-ah a squip
No longer a drip when you've got in your grip A squip A squip A squipTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.