[MR. REYES] Places for scene two! People, remember: Once Puck gives you the pansy serum, you have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie. Excellent work, Ms. Valentine.
[JEREMY] Excellent? But Chloe's terrible, she never remembers her- Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker!
[MR REYES] Don't be silly! It's more than safe! I should know, I tried it myself.
[SQUIP] Up, up, down, down, left, right, A
[JEREMY] I have to get out there!
[MR REYES] I can't let you do that, Jeremy.
[JEREMY] Mr. Reyes?
[MR REYES] You needy, pathetic, self-centered students! You think I wanted to teach high school drama? In NEW JERSEY? My SQUIP says I can go all the way to Broadway! I just have to keep you from ruining my big night!
[JEREMY] You're going to SQUIP the whole cast!
[SQUIP] That's just for starters!
[JEREMY] That's not what I wanted!
[SQUIP] It's the only way to achieve what you want!
[JEREMY] I'll fight back! Alcohol messes you up, right? I'll get drunk!
[SQUIP] And I'll be back when you're sober! Unless you plan on staying wasted forever?
[JEREMY] You're a computer, there has to be a way to turn you off.
[SQUIP] I'd stop there. You don't want to end up like Rich.
[JEREMY] Rich..? What did he-?
[RICH, echoed] I need Mountain Dew Red!
[JEREMY] That's it! Green Mountain Dew activates you, Red shuts you off!
[SQUIP] Why do you think we had it discontinued? To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990's!
[JEREMY] Or a friend who's so old-school he buys 90's soft drinks in the back room at Spencer's gifts!
[SQUIP] *gasp* Too bad you don't have one of those... anymore.
[JEREMY] Michael! Call Michael!
[SQUIP] I'm going to improve your life, Jeremy, if I have to take over the entire student body to do it!
[MICHAEL] Michael makes an entrance! (Haha)
[JEREMY] Michael!
[MICHAEL] I was just in the audience, thinking "This is pretty good for a school play!" Then I was like... "This is way too good for a school play!!!!" They've all been Squipped, right?
[JEREMY] W-W-Wait, you came to see me in the play?
[MICHAEL] Even brought my own refreshments!
[ENSEMBLE] Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
[JEREMY] Is that?!
[MICHAEL] Mountain Dew Red! Told you I did my research! Oh, hey, Jake? This is gonna sound weird, but if I hold down Jeremy, can you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red?
[JAKE] Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all.
[SQUIP] Up, up, down, down, left, right, A
[JAKE] Ow!
[SQUIP] Ha ha ha
[JAKE] I was already pretty boss before Now I'm totally boss and then some more! I'm livin' the upgrade!
[CHLOE AND BROOKE] There you are, Jeremy.
La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la la la
[BROOKE] I just want you to know I'm not mad that you broke my heart and then slept with my best friend.
[CHLOE] And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and didn't sleep with me.
[BROOKE] He didn't sleep with you?
[CHLOE] No.
[BROOKE] He didn't sleep with me!
[CHLOE] No!
[BOTH] Ohmygod, why was I so jealous of you? *gasp* You were jealous of me? That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! Sisters forever! Jinx!
[MICHAEL] Ugh...
[JEREMY] Michael, the bottle! There's still a few drops left!
[MICHAEL] How am I supposed to get past them?
[JEREMY] Apocalypse of the Damned! Level Nine!
[BOTH] The Cafetorium!
[MICHAEL] Got it!
[BOTH] Find the bad guy, push 'em aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side! It's a two player game, so when they make an attack You know you got a brother gonna have your back! Then you stay on track and- Ah!- remain on course And if they give you a smack you- Gah!- you use your force And if you leave your brother behind that's lame 'Cause it's an effed up world but it's a two player game! Hey!
[JENNA ROLAND] I know what you're doing, Michael. I know what everyone's doing! All the time!
[THE CAST OF THE PLAY] I just feel soooo connected to you guys right now!
[SQUIP] Ah! You don't want to drink that, Jeremy!
[JEREMY] Why not?
[SQUIP] Because then you'll never be with her!
[CHRISTINE] You are the person I want to be with every day And this is something that I've been afraid to say
[JEREMY] That is not Christine.
[SQUIP] I assure you, it is! Only her fears and her insecurities have been removed!
[CHRISTINE + ENSEMBLE] You're the guy I am so kinda into (into) The guy I am totally into (into) This feeling is new Jeremy I love you
[SQUIP] That's your cue!
[JEREMY] She'll do whatever I want!
[SQUIP] That's what I promised!
[JEREMY] Great. Drink this.
[SQUIP] Wait-
[CHRISTINE] Ah!
[ALL] Ah!
[SQUIP] Jeremy! J-Je-Jeremy? Jere-re Ah Woah Ah Woah Ah Woah Woah! Jeremy! Jere- Ah!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.