My new hit single has the exact same beat as “All About That Bass” had it’s just a bit faster And this video’s trash it is just a rehash of the vid for the smash it’s just not quite as good. I feel dizzy from paint fumes Can’t he spray paint this in a different room? Meghan this production wraps at noon so just sing your stupid tune!
They’re doin these extreme close ups of my lips It’s guaranteed to make you squeamish These sets were made my a little kid That’s why they look like shit
In my last song I attacked women with skinny thighs And mocked them for their size Now in this song I say all men ever do is lie You’re not nice!
This video is (oh) just a commercial (oh) for this new HP tablet. They gave me cash (cash) millions of dollars (dollars) To pretend I use this piece of shit I didn’t spend (spend) much on production (production) That’s why this video looks so cheap (ah ah)
My fame and success (success) might not last much longer (longer) So all that cash I’m gonna keep
To drive online traffic in key demographics We should use this tactic – fill this vid with web stars Their fans are devoted and they will promote it. Wait a second hold it is that why we’re here Bart?
[GloZell Lynette Simon:] Source: LYBIO.net I see how you iz, you just using us for views. Huh?
[Bart Baker:] Every time a man makes a sound he’s definitely lying
Woah! Hey! That’s a generalization
[Bart Baker:] You’re men so you’re both lying.
Ahhh….
[Santa:] Meghan it’s not fair to say that all men lie lie lie Some are naughty some are nice Here’s my naughty and nice list Some are good guys
[Bart Baker:] You’re a man so you lie! [punches Santa]
[Elf:] Santa is dead!
(Dead)
He was killed by Meghan.
(You bitch)
But Christmas must still go on (still go on)
Since you killed him (killed him)
You must replace him.
Put on this Santa suit and be gone!
[Bart Baker (as Santa):] I have a plan to get my revenge. (revenge) On all the stupid men and boys. (ah ah) Its the perfect gift (gift) for every one of them (of them) Much better than Christmas toys
[Father (Brad) Mark Plier :] Well what do we have here, Timmy? Looks like you got a present from Santa Claus.
[Timmy:] Ooooo… give me…give me! What the fuck! And HP?! That fat bastard got me an HP! AHHHH!…I wanted an iPad. Christmas is ruined.
[Brad:] Oh okay…
[Mother (Olga):] Really Brad…you got him an HP!?
[Father (Brad):] I didn’t get that…ok…I…
[Mother:] I want a divorce! Merry Christmas @sshole.
[Father (Brad):] Honey…no wait…I didn’t do it…it wasn’t me…it was…who did do that? [Bart Baker (as Santa):]Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
