[Zayn] Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this Bike To make all you teen girls wet with delight Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs? That’s us taking your dad’s cash Source: LYBIO.net
[Harry] oh I know i know I know that this looks kinda strange But I just feel right when I’m rubbing on Zayne please don’t tell taylor swift, she’d get pissed Even though I dumped that bitch
[Liam] Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this? [Simon] It’s Your Punishment [Liam] For What? [Simon] For shaving your head! [Harry] Now let’s all go
[All] To Pri son so we can dance with locked up men and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics
[Harry] Why don’t we take off all our clothes And play a game of drop the soap!
Hell Yea
[Simon] I WILL TAKE the photographs!
[All] Let’s Drop Our Pants!
[Harry] And these 5 soap bars!
VERSE 2 [Zayn] Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski It will make this video less crappy This is ridiculous, diculous Who is directing this shit?
[Niall] Oh, I’m only Irish guy singing in this song That’s why I dance like a gay leprechaun Also I play guitar, play guitar Did ya know I play guitar?
[Liam] Oh Holly Crap Taylor Swift is on our ass She’s got a GAT
[Taylor] Ahhhhh!
[Zayne] She’s gonna kill Harry and then write a
[All except Harry] hit song About How you did her so wrong [Taylor] *sobbing* I knew you were Trouble Harry!! Can’t you see you belong with me? [Harry] Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch Using my secret nipple trick [ALL] Go for it [Taylor] Omg what the hell is that?!
[ALL] He just made her crash
[Harry] With my 4 nipples!!!!
ALL Harry has 4 nipples Harry has 4 nipples They made taylor drive off the road
[Louis] To celebrate let’s all dress up as
ALL Sea – ee – men Because we all love sea – ee – men [Niall] we mean jizz [Louis] I’m gonna give Harry a french kiss [Zayne] I am gonna suck on my own dick ALL Taylor was just a cover up [Harry] To hide the fact I like man Butt [Taylor] What did you say ALL How the hell is she still alive [Taylor] I will never die! Now let me kill you!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
