What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in this music vid? Sitting in bed in pajamas mouthing along And why is he doing such a terrible job of it? Guess he didn't learn all the lyrics to this song Oh no
This guy's movies have made billions He's won 2 Oscars and earnes milions He's one of the world's biggest movie stars So why do this dumb video?
You ask why am I in this video? Well let me tell you I was signing several contracts and I got confused I must have mixed up all my papers cos the next thing I knew I had signed up be in this
What is wrong with you? You're too famous to be in a pop song vid It's embarrassing! I know! But I signed a contract and if I back out I could be sued We really can't Believe we used To look up to you
It's been more than 3 years since "Call Me Maybe" was a hit After that my career fizzled out too soon I knew if the next song I released was a piece o shit I'd end up waiting tables pushing a broom Hell no
Music is a competition You have to make sure people listen So I made a vid everyone will watch Cos it shows Tom Hanks lip syncing
This was a desperate and totally calculated move Put a huge star in my new vid to drive YouTube views Why the heck does Tom Hanks have a Tinder profile I'm confused? I have no clue I searched for girls and he's on mine too
His lip syncing's so bad That they hired us To dance and distract From that
Hi there Tom Hanks I'm driving by in a car waving to you! This is all just product placement Is this over soon?
This shot uses lens flare Like J.J. Abrams I hope this shoot wraps soon I'm really losing patience!
We've just got one scene left We're doing the dance scene next I need to tell you something I'm extremely constipated right now Ew You want some prune juice n*gga? Yeah!
This is the worst dancing that anybody could ever do There was no time to rehearse it Cos I'm leaving soon The choreographer looks sick I think he's about to puke
I can't take this awful dancing I need a men's room! I'm so fed up with this!
Hey Justin Bieber! I'm so glad you're here I'm here I'm producing a new movie You'd be the perfect star dude It's a remake of Forrest Gump Wow I would love to SwagTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
