Once upon a time Before I was insane I dated this disney guy Joe Jonas was his name But he broke up with me "You're just way too creepy, Plus I found someone else, His name's Mickey"
So I wrote a song About this stupid ass Then found this guy named John But that was over fast If you don't marry me I will pull out your teeth You're totally crazy No, Yes, No, Yes, Maybe He hit me with his guitar And he said that we are through Just you wait until I write a song about you Then I met that Jack Gyllenhaal dick And was obsessed right away You've sent me one thousand messages Adn that's just from today Oh, that's because I'm having your baby What? But you don't even put out Stop questioning me Jakey Or I'll put you 6 feet underground!
Whoa, Whoa Psycho, psycho, psycho! Fine, go! It's good material
Next came Kennedy I think he was fifteen I bought the house next door To watch you constantly And also to make sure You never ever cheat OMG we are done You are scary!
Harry was my last That one direction freak I taped him to my wall So he could never leave Someone call the police You're insane we are through You're just like all the rest What did I do to you? So I used my stalker app To track down all of those pricks The next song I write I'll use their blood as my ink Hey!
Holy crap that nut job just bursted in Wah! What the hell is this? It's a support group for all the men You wrote songs about you bitch! What? I have not written about Harry yet I am just planning ahead Why are you even here anyway? To finish you all off with my pen No! No! Devil devil devil! Ow! Ow! It's true, I'm the devil
Okay that's enough You were right she's nuts You are coming with us Wait, what?! Get off of me I'm not crazy! Ahhh It worked
This was all a trick We knew you would come So we hired this doctor You're going to an insane asylum Based on the behavior I observed Ah! Ah! Let me go you assholes No! No! Welcome to your new home
Hoho! So you're crazy too, huh? Ahhhh!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
