I'm 41 but look like I am 8 32 pounds is how much I weigh my hat's so big you can see it from space and this song's so overplayed it will drive you insane Cue awful dancing clap along if you love watching people who can't dance My style s tacky I look like Smokey the Bear in this ridiculous brown hat This song's so crappy that it's used by the army to tourture people in Iraq I'm so unhappy but you'd never know because I just did a shit ton of crack I really owe Daft Punk and Robin Thicke cause without them I'd be irrelavant You need to polish our dicks until they both shine But before that let's snort some blurred lines We're way too happy clap along if you're high and you just wanna clap We're way too happy the only way to stand this song is to take ecstasy and do smack Happy Happy Happy apparently saying the same word 90 times guarantees a smash Happy Happy Happy Holy shit I love happines please take all of my hard earned cash I'm shaking now did so much speed have to make sure that I stay happy so I can brainwash humanity with this dumb song and then seel more CD's Stop,I'm here to sue Pharrell I'm a Prozac attorney the whole world's happy because of this goddamn song and our drug sales are tanking Freeze style police Pharrell you're under arrest for that fugly ass brown headpiece But it's trendy It's way too big for your head you look like an ad for Arby's Guys stop arguing Pharrell I got your tests back and found out why your hat looks so big you are shrinking that is also why your voice sound like a prepubescent kid What are you saying? According to this chart you have 10 more seconds to live Doc please help me there's nothing that can be done say goodbye to your fake happiness Thank god that horrible song is over now will someone please get in here and burn that fucking hat?Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
