[Shakira Parody] Did you all know That I'm still alive I'm making a song So I'm still relevant
Have to shake my ass To disguise the fact That whenever I sing I sound like I'm yodeling
No one understands me Or the words I say It's like I am gargling water
And did you know I just had a baby Wanna see it feed? Well if you stay I'll show you, show you, show you
Oooh oh oh, oooh oh oh Please don't remember to forget me Oooh oh oh, oooh oh oh I sound exactly like a def girl now
And if you look at me Then you will clearly see That I'm much hotter with my hair straight Oooh oh oh, oooh oh oh Oh no, the secret to my weird voice
PS I am besties with Rihanna
[Rihanna Parody] A gig is a gig Here for the drinks I'll do anything If I get paid in advance
I really don't know Who Shakira is I honestly thought This was a Kesha video
Hold on for a second Hold on for a sec I need to take a nude for Insta
[Director] Damn she's a ho
[Rihanna Parody] We like putting big brown Things inside our mouths
[Shakira Parody] I think I feel a... Oh no
[Rihanna Parody] Ew gross!
[Shakira & Rihanna Parody] Oooh oh oh, oooh oh oh We're both having sex with the air now Oooh oh oh, oooh oh oh Does anybody have any Pepto?
God these walls feel so good Nothing beats real hard wood
[Shakira Parody] Oh shit, I just got a splinter
[Rihanna Parody] Oooh!
[Chris Brown Parody] Oh hell no Get off of my ho You can't forget me 'cause I beat you
[Chris, Rihanna & Director fighting]
[Muppet] That's her right there boys That bitch stole my voice Prepare to get your Latin ass sued
[Shakira Parody] I did not steal it Don't sue me Kermit I was just borrowing it you asshole
[Muppet] You're gonna do hard time For this horrendous crime
[Guard] Nobody fucks with the muppets!
[Shakira Parody] Ooooooooo! Oooh oh oh, oooh oh oh Who's gonna take my job at 'The Voice'?Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
