This video is the ultimate nerd fantasy The only thing missing is a Darth Vader s%x scene I was a children’s TV star Now I want to be a mature artist I’m not just for kids anymore Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this That’s right I’m dating the rapper you saw in the video I did before (boning) a black guy to break free My good girl image was a bore This song sounds like Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” I copy shit you’ve heard before “This Kiss” by Carly Rae Jepsen I ripped off that song even more I am getting undressed in zero gravity it’s obvious that I am just laying on a green screen yea My show on Nickelodeon never would of let me shoot missile boobs Now I show so much of my hot skin Most people think they are watching R&dtube
This is the part in every dance video we dee the DJ turn some knobs
I’m just pretending to do things this is playing off my iPod
Hey b#tch not only did you rip off my song you took my projectile boob move
I’ll teach you to steal from Katy You skinny dumb breast shooting noob
You’re just jealous that I’m younger and hotter plus my voice is better than yours Russell Brand was smart to leave you
Now you are gonna hear me roar!
Hold up nobody shoots cream at my baby unless it is your boy Big Sean Prepare to feel the wrath of my massive projectile dong!
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Oh what the f@ck!
That’s right! This was one big elaborate Ice Bucket Challenge Video!
Now I nominate Katy Perry.
Oh hell no, look enough is enough with this bullshit. Okay we are in a god damn drought and you wasting the water by pouring it on your muther-fu$%%% AHHHH! Mother-F@#$$
I have accepted Ariana Grande’s Ice Bucket Challenge
You know, you could just donate the money, right? B#itch!
Now, I nominate Steve the camera guy!
Me?
I swear to god Steve! I swear to god if you dump a damn bucket of water on your head, Imma gonna blow your camera up!
And I told you – I told you not to… .AHH! GOD! BOOOI BOOI B%TCH we are so breaking up!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
