I’ve been a pop star for a long time. People’s sexiest man alive Now it’s time for me to be seen as a massive creep That’s why in this video I look like a sick pedo And why I’m stalking a lady like she is fresh meat My beard’s gross This video’s all about me Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen I’m showing off my abs and all of my tattoos I’ve done commercials bout acne I’ve got a show on NBC It is time that I show you what else I can do Yea I can stand in rain in a hoodie I can develop photography I can hump pretend hunks of meat I can act totally crazy I can take pictures on my smart phone I can smear blood on my hot muscles This is just like “American Psycho” Oh!
How do I make my voice so high? Breaks the windows every time. I use helium I inhale it from these balloons. When I sing it songs like the cry of a dog about to die That’s why animals always show up to my shows Go away! This is the part I act real nuts and cover myself in raw meat guts Guess he forgot we’re in the band too – d!ck!~ I look so good it’s all about me I am the one fans wanna see I’m damn sick of Adam’s attitude This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1 Even though now there are 6 of us No one even knows who we are Adam you’re always the damn star Nobody wants to watch this weird shit Of course they do especially this Check it out now he’s acting like a wolf owooooo
Seriously Adam!? You didn’t tell me you were going to pour blood all over me? Maroon 5, more like moron 5 – oh…. [slap]
You’re ruining our reputation This video’s disgusting No it’s artistic It’s just sick We’re tired of this shit What the hell are you doing guys? Don’t worry it’s a surprise That’s totally fine as long as I get more screen time Oh you will!
I don’t know why why why why You tied me up I’m scared I’m too pretty to die die die No no no!
We won’t kill you buy you might want to commit suicide after what we have in mind
No no no!
And now it’s time that we give you a taste of your own medicine by making you @ss listen to your own voice!
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