If a girl isn't pretty Like a Miss Atlantic City All she gets in life is pity And a pat
Kindly name a star who hasn't Won a contest or a pageant If she hasn't she just never Gets to bat
She must shine in every detail Like a ring, you're buying retail Be a standard size that Fits a standard dress
When a girl's incidentals Are no bigger than two lentils Then to me it doesn't spell Success
Frumpy faces that could cause ya To have temporary nausea Do I have to hear a lecture Such as that?
Is a nose with deviation Such a crime against the nation? Should I throw her into jail Or drown the cat?
So she looks a bit off balance She possesses golden talents Or is that a pill too bitter To digest?
Oh, she's got very nice deportment, hmm But when they see that at Ortmund's From the gallery they'll be Throwing fruitTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
