JULIA: I got a theory when you are from Lake Erie You're better than the average Joe
DONNY: Though buried in snow
JULIA: It's time to let the whole world know
DONNY: I got a theory
JULIA: It takes a place that dreary to give a guy the right amount
DONNY: Of drive to surmount
JULIA: It's time to tell the world we count
DONNY (Spoken): Are we onto something here?
JULIA (Spoken): Yeah, keep writing! With this one, we might get more gigs than we need!
COMPANY: I got a theory the people from Lake Erie Are better than your average joe. Though buried in snow. It's time to let the whole world know.
ANNOUNCER (spoken): The Al Kerrann Schreuders welcome the Donny Nova Band!
COMPANY: Ahhh, ahhh, I'm gonna get my red pipe case
DONNY: I got a theory It takes a place this dreary to give a guy the right amount Of dry dissermount It's time to tell the world we count
COMPANY: When John D that old Rockefeller (uh-huh) First set on a Cleveland soil (Cleveland soil) No one thought he was anything stellar (uh-uh) Then he struck 'em with standardized oil (It gives us all aroma)
OLIVER (spoken): You uh gettin ready for the big trip next month?
DONNY (spoken): Oh, NBCs sendin us on the Cleveland Limited. Pullman cars.
OLIVER (spoken): Jeez! How 'bout that? That must be costin 'em a fortune!
DONNY (spoken): Eh, it's the least they could do.
OLIVER (spoken): That is good to hear. Say, I had a band cancel on me so can I book you guys again for tomorrow night? I know it's last minute. You'd be savin my butt so, how 'bout i toss in an extra 50?
DONNY (spoken): Guys?
OLIVER (spoken): Ya know I'm really in a bind. Make it an extra 75.
DONNY (spoken): I'm suppose we could pr-
OLIVER (spoken): You drive a hard bargain, kid. 100 extra. That's the best I could do; help a guy out!
DONNY (spoken): Sure thing. We could do that for you, Oliver. Tomorrow night.
OLIVER (spoken): Swell! Break a leg tonight!
DONNY (spoken): Johnny, what's that bring the total to?
JOHNNY (spoken): 936 dollars and 78 cents
WAYNE (spoken): How do you do that?
JOHNNY (spoken): I have NO idea.
JOHNNY: When Bob Hope was only called Lester (doop, doop) A busker in a Luna Park (Started out as a Busker!) Who'da guessed that that poor little Lester (doop, doop. doop, doop)
BOYS: In the movies, would make such a mark!
ANNOUNCER 2: Cleveland's Creme de la creme taking New York by storm in just 3 weeks!
OLIVER (spoken): Jo, it's Oliver. Now, listen. I need your help with something. It's about the Donny Nova Band?
JO (spoken): Al, it's Jo. Oliver called. Now, don't give me any of your crap. You're gonna help me out with the Donny Nova band!
COMPANY: I got a theory the people from Lake Erie Have plenty more to brag about There's talent no doubt. It's time to let the secret out!
DAVY (spoken): You just sang a very good set, my dear! Hey buddy, whiskey?
BARTENDER (spoken): Coming right up, Mr. Zladic
JULIA (spoken): Ever thought of giving up the bottle?
DAVY (spoken): Nope.
JULIA (spoken): C'mon. Just for a week. Hm? What'dya say?
DAVY (spoken): Julia. I know there isn't enough whiskey in the world to wash away what I saw in those camps. I owe it to myself to try. And let that suffice, most forcible feeble.
AL: Cleveland's finest. Back at the pavilion!
JO: (spoken): From the Blue Wisp, to the big time!
ANNOUNCER (spoken): Back by popular demand, The Donny Nova Band!
COMPANY: I wanna hear my favorite song!
OLIVER (spoken): Tonight at Oliver's, you know who!
COMPANY: I wanna hear my band at 8!
I got a theory We get a little weary Of people dumping on this town It's true that the-
DONNY: Winters are endless
JULIA: The lake is polluted
DONNY: The ball team is losing
JULIA: The sewers exploded
DONNY: The mob is returning
COMPANY: The river's on fire again! But nothing's gonna keep us down!
GIRL 1: They got their fancy accents on the east side of Manhattan
BOYS: But we ain't met a gal we couldn't find a way to flatter
DONNY: The Vanderbilts spent summer at the spa in Saratoga
GIRLS: But nothing beats the waters of the flaming Cuyahoga
COMPANY: I got a theory without a boat, can hear he explores into these 'soons of ours bring out of cigars cause Cleveland's got some brand new stars!
JOHNNY (spoken): We love you Cleveland!
COMPANY: YEAH!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
