ye-ye-yeah, uh, uh, uh We don't eat anymore We don't eat anymore We don't eat anymore 'Cause my dad is broke We don't eat anymore What was all of it for? We don't eat anymore 'Cause my dad is broke
[Bridge: AznStylez]
Take it away Take it away, Racc Tell us why are dads are broke, yeah, yeah
[Verse 1: RaccoonEggs]
You heard the man Yeah We can't fucking eat anything 'Cause our dads are broke as shit You wanna know what mine did last week? He fucking went to the casino And he blew his mortgage All on the slot machine Kept saying he was gonna get triple sevens Never happened I was there I was standing right behind him I'm not even allowed to be in the casino But I was in there anyways And I was just watching him spend my fuckin' allowance
[Verse 2: RaccoonEggs]
We got home and I said "Dad, I'm hungry, can I have something to eat?" He- He opened the freezer And threw out one of the ice trays filled with ice cubes And he said "Here you go, eat this, son" I said "Are you fuckin' kidding me? You think I'm gonna get a dinner out of this? Fuck outta here, dad You broke bitch How about you actually go out And y'know Stop sitting on your ass all day Smoking pot And actually go get a job And make a difference in the world You lazy sack of shit" And he looks back at me and says "Son, you know I can't do that, you know I'm autistic" And I said "Then why the fuck did you have kids in the first place?" And he said "I wanted something to rest my feet on, you dumb bitch Now get on the ground and crouch over"
[Bridge: RaccoonEggs] Take it away Azn
[Verse 3: AznStylez] Yeah, yeah, yeah I just ate a cup of fucking dirt From my motherfuckin' backyard (this is literally about me) (How am I gonna do this?) Yeah, yeah I just ate a cup full of fucking dirt From my motherfuckin' backyard I'm trynna grow some fuckin' pumpkins outta my ass Even after all this time I still wonder Why my dad is broke I don't know why we fuckin' eat ice all day Don't wanna know How much cake you're eat tonight 'Cause I— oh my god The way I did before I overdosed On all this fucking dirt I ate I'm just jam-packing it into my mouth Ooh, it's such a shame
[Chorus: AznStylez] We don't eat anymore We don't eat anymore We don't eat anymore 'Cause my dad is broke We don't eat anymore What was all of it for? We don't eat anymore 'Cause my dad is broke
[Bridge: AznStylez]
Take it away my brother, Raccoon
[Verse 4: RaccoonEggs]
One day, I decided (yeah) I'd finally had enough of his shit And I was gonna get up off my ass And I was gonna get a job myself And I was gonna pay for our bills instead of him And uh, well, I got a job at Domino's pizza And I came home after the first week With my very first paycheck And I felt so proud Just the biggest of grins Sweeping across my face As I clutched that check in my hand And I walked through the front door of that house And my dad said "Alright son, cough it up" And I said "What the fuck are you talking about? This is my money" And he said "There's a horse race down the block I need to bet on one of the horses, alright? I'll win our mortgage back That I lost at the casino" So, foolishly, I gave him the check And I said "Alright, dad This is- this is everything I've worked for in the past week You blow this? I'm gonna blow you All right? Just like I ate your ass at the car wash last week" He says "You got it, son"
[Verse 5: RaccoonEggs]
And uh, we go to the horserace Y'know We're in the bleachers We're cheering them on He bets all his money on one horse And-and-and the-the horses come out And we see all of them And the one he bet on has three legs And I turn to him and say "You fuckin' retard You didn't look at the horses before they came outta the stables?" And he says "No I just bet on seven 'Cause seven is my lucky number"
[Verse 6: RaccoonEggs]
And we watch that horse It tries to run It just fuckin' falls over the moment they fire the gun in the air It just f— It's just writhing on the ground Trying to run sideways Not making any progress Finally the referee comes over And just pops a cap in the horse's head And puts it out of its misery
[Verse 6: AznStylez]
(Oh my god) (Based on a true story) (This is fucking great) (We went from dads to horses) My dad's a fuckin' dumbass Why the fuck would you bet On a fuckin' three-legged horse? Yeah
[Chorus: AznStylez] We don't eat anymore We don't eat anymore We don't eat anymore 'Cause my dad bet on a fucking three-legged horse Eat anymore— What was— We don't eat anymore 'Cause we bet on a Disabled ass, fuckin' horse
[Outro: AznStylez] Yeah Disabled horse Y-yeah, yeah Oh,Oh yeah, yeah We don't eat anymoreTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
