[Intro: RaccoonEggs and AznStylez] Azn: Ayy, Raccoon Racc: Yeah? Azn: This... this song is about how you have an obssession with uhh... dick pics Racc: Okay Azn: Take it away, you go first... Racc: Oh shit, okay... alright
[Verse 1: RaccoonEggs] It was my first day of middle school I walked into the bathroom to take a leak And I stepped into one of the two urinals And somebody else was to my left And I looked over and saw their dick and it was love at first sight I was like "Jesus Christ, y'know, I'm not the only one on this sad cold Earth that has one of those between their legs..." "Y'know, maybe this isn't such a terrible world after all..." And I reach over and put my hand on his shoulder and I said "Hey! You and me, y'know, we both have dicks, do you wanna, like, exchange dick pics sometime?" And he was like "Fuck yeah dawg, here's my Snap..." Later that day, I go home, I'm on the bus, y'know, I'm not even talking to my friends, I'm busy lookin' at my phone Checking out all those amazing ass dick pics he's sendin' me And I just... I can barely keep it together I'm just so happy, take it away Azn...
[Chorus: AznStylez] La-da-da-da-da, yeah Oh, yo Ooh, yah, ooh Send me your dick pics and let's not focus on how old you are I just need a quick nut in your face Send me your dick pics and let's ride that hard ass dick I just need a quick nut in your face
[Verse 2: AznStylez] At times I wonder why I fool with you But you are gay for me, I am gay for you Obviously, I didn't wanna fall for it Gather my saliva, blow it all on you So, don't take advantage Don't leave my fucking dick out And just suck on my dick 'Til I fuckin' cum all over on you, yeah
[Chorus: AznStylez] So won't you send me your dick pics and let's not focus on how old you are I just need a quick nut in your, a quick nut in your face Send me your dick pics and let's ride that hard ass dick I just need a quick nut in your face Take it away, Raccoon
[Verse 2: RaccoonEggs] Later that day, there I am, on my bed I'm kickin' my legs back and forth like an excited little girl Just lookin' at my phone, just scrollin' through all his dick pics that he sent me My mom walks in my room and asks me what she's- What I'm doing and she sees my phone and she sees what I'm lookin' at And she says "Jesus Christ, what're you doing, son?" She takes my phone outta my hands and she confiscates it All of a sudden I have no phone and I'm thrust back into the cold, cold, harsh reality of life, with no dick pics to keep me company... I shake my head and a single tear falls down my cheek and it all seems hopeless But then all of a sudden I hear a tap on my window And I open it and it's my friend that I met at the urinal... And he hands me a print-out picture of his dick, and he says "Here you go, y'know, you don't need a phone for that shit, alright? I've got you covered fam..." I take that paper, I snatch it right up and I start lookin' at those beautiful, beautiful pixels on that paper And I say "You're right, y'know? I don't need a phone, you're right" "Technology? I don't need technology for a dick pic, this is all I really need" And I say "Yo, you got any more fam?" And he's like "Yeah, sure thing, hold up, let me go to my car" He opens his trunk, he pulls out a huge stack of files Fuckin' bigger than the dictionary... He hauls all that shit up to my window, he throws it in, in a pile It just fuckin' flies everywhere Shit looks like when those envelopes flew through the mail slot in the Harry Potter movies... So, that's how many dick pics I've got printed out now and I'm just lookin' at them all one by one and I cannot contain my joy My mom is not gonna be happy about this one, take it away Azn...
[Hook: AznStylez] Oooh, I take a look at my scrapbook dick pics... Swipe, swipe, swipe Swipe on that fuckin' Grindr I just need a fucking nut in your face... Swipe, swipe, swipe Swipe on that Grindr I just need a fucking nut in your face... La-da-da-da-da-da-da, yeah Ooooh Ride, ride, ride Come and ride that hard ass dick, yeah Ooooh Doo-doo-doo-dah-dah-dah-dooo Ride that hard ass dick Ride, ride, come and ride that dick
[Outro: RaccoonEggs, AznStylez] Racc: Wow, that was... Racc: That was something.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.