Kate Monster: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern - the Internet! The Internet is really really great Trekkie Monster: For porn! Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: What? There's always some new site. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: I browse all day and night. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light... Trekkie: For porn! Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: The Internet is for porn! Kate: What are you doing!? Trekkie: Why you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!
Kate: Treee-kkie! Trekkie: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster. Kate: You are ruining my song! Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to. Kate: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? Trekkie: Okie dokie! Kate: Good!
I'm glad we have this new technology... Trekkie: For porn! Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity. Trekkie: For por-oops, sorry! Kate: From your own desktop. Trekkie: For --- Kate: You can research, browse and shop... Trekkie: Mm! Kate: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop. Trekkie: FOR PORN!! Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn! Kate: Nooo! Trekkie: The Internet is for porn! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to Porn, porn, porn!
Kate: That's gross! You're a pervert. Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster. Kate: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet Trekkie: Ohhhh? Kate: What?! Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready, normal people? Brian: Ready! Gary: Ready! Rod: Ready! Trekkie: Lemmie hear it!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn! Princeton: Sorry, Kate! Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn! Princeton:And masturbate! Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies for Porn, porn, porn! Kate: The Internet is not for porn!! Trekkie and guys: PORN, PORN, P--- Kate: HOLD ON A SECOND! Trekkie: What?
Kate: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online. Rod: That's correct. Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com. Brian: Sure! Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay. Gary: Yes I do! Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card. Princeton: True! Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm? Princeton: Yeah. Kate: EEEWWWWW!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn! Kate: Gross! Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn! Kate: I hate porn! Trekkie and guys: Grab your dick and double-click... Kate: UGH! Trekkie and guys: ...for porn, porn, porn! Kate: I hate men! Trekkie and guys: {in harmony} Porn, porn, porn, porn Kate: I'm leaving! Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn Kate: I hate the Internet! Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn Trekkie:The Internet is for Trekkie and some: Internet is for Trekkie and all: Internet is for PORN! Trekkie: YEAH!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
