The Internet Olympics Thousands compete To join in the ranks Of the online elite
They tumble, tweet and vlog Some are hackers and trolls But all of them are going for Gold!
I tweet faster than a bird 'bout celebs and all their drama I've got 30 million followers That's 2 mil more than GaGa
Every tweet I tweet gets more retweets Than most people have followers I'm popular! I'm a trendsetter Using 140 characters
Tumbling down tumblr There's so much to see I'm on a re-blog spree! Tumbling down tumblr... (Yeah, we've heard this before...)
I make videos online Where I talk about the issues I just want to entertain While also bringing people news
It's about just being real Being honest all the way If you have something to say... All your s**** is fake and gay!
See... I specialize in trolling It's an artform quite unique Though it's never quite respected, That's expected, so to speak
We troll our victims into rage And then we cast our nets The Gold then simply goes to who Can get the most death threats
It's important to ignore Those who try to bring you down when You are trying to create Make sure you're always being Zen
(Fake and gay Fake and gay All your s***** is fake and gay Fake and gay Fake and gay You should just go die today! Fake and gay! Fake and gay... I think I'll just go away...)
The Internet Olympics Thousands compete To join in the ranks Of the online elite
They tumble, tweet and vlog Some are hackers and trolls But all of them are going for Gold!
Back when MySpace was a thing I perfected making duckface But then MySpace died, my pride subsi- Ded Facebook took its place
Ever since I made a switch I've held Gold in three divisions: Most friend, most likes And most complaining every single time That Facebook changes something I can never seem quite able to remember Two days later!
The Internet Olympics Thousands compete To join in the ranks Of the online elite
They tumble, tweet and vlog Some are hackers and trolls But all of them are going for Gold!
But all of them... Are going for Gold!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
