I was never really born I descended from above All who were there then have sworn That I was brought here by a dove
When my body touched the ground Double rainbows filled the sky Those who followed it then found me there The babe that didn't cry
I was raised by Kim Jong-il As a son and a trainee Papa taught me how to kill And how to drive when I was three
In my school I was the best I excelled at every sport I passed every single test But shined the brightest on the court
One day the world will bow to me Kim Jong-un (Kim Jong-un!) Kim Jong-un (Kim Jong-un!) They'll beg and plea on bended knee 'Cause they all love Kim Jong-un
I spent time in Switzerland With their chocolate and their cheese There I really learned first hand How well they have it overseas
I got hooked on all their sweets Ate a lot of this and that Gorged on every single treat Till I got very big and... strong...
By the time I was fifteen I had women all around I can't count all that I've been with All my talents are renowned
Every time I step outside I need guards to push them back It just cannot be denied There's not a single thing I lack
But just like all the other Draw My Lifes I've had a struggle Not getting bullied, no, it was my weight
No matter which new diet I would grow like some big bubble I couldn't quite control how much I ate!
So I talked to my great father, who was smart and very wise He gave me quite an excellent idea We decided that to loose weight without doing exercise I would outlaw every food in North Korea
Now my subjects have no food But I doubt they mind a lot After all it would be rude to question me You would be shot!
Maybe now I will get thin Then my father would be proud Yes he propably would have been If he were somehow still around
When my father finally died All his work still unfulfilled Every North Korean cried Well, if they didn't, they were killed
As my destiny decreed I stepped up to take the reigns I'll protect all those in need And free my people from their chains! (LOL! Just kidding! Definitely not doing that!... I'm funny! :))
One day the world will bow to me Kim Jong-un (Kim Jong-un...) Kim Jong-un (Kim Jong-un!) They'll beg and plea on bended knee 'Cause they all love Kim Jong-un!
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