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It's beginning to not look a lot
Like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Trump's elected as president
Science has projected
Natural disasters, sunken cities
And less snow
It's not beginning to not look a lot
Like Christmas
Extreme weather's in store
But the most normal site to see
Is the climate refugee
Knocking on your door
Miami is flooded
Bangladesh is gutted
New York in December's plus ten (Celcius)
The coal is unleashed, atmosphere has decreased
Burnt and frozen skin now is on trend
And hurricanes have made it so
School never starts again
Wait! I don't understand Celcius, only Fahrenheit...

Fake Christmas Tree
Fake Christmas Tree
You aren't environmentally friendly
Your pine is made of PVS
Too many carcinogens for me
You might have thought "I'm saving trees!"
But carbon emissions are three
Times higher than a cut down tree
So get a real one immediately

Guys! Did you ever know that reindeer
Have capillaries in their nose? (Like a lot!)
Using a thermal camera
You would even see it glow
All of the other reindeer
Are female in this song
Male reindeer shed their antlers in winter
So their names in the song are wrong

The most important question of our time is
Do you see what I see?
No, seriously
Is your red the same red as my red?
Or is it green or blue?
Do you see what I see?
This qualia is driving me insane
'Cause perseption happens in the brain
Are experiences even the same?

Oh black hole-y night
You stop everything shining
Your gravity is too strong to let us see
Such compact mass
Deforming space and timing
Till you appear at the singularity
Crushing your bones
The force will nearly kill your
Your cells torn up, stretched out
A plasmic death
Oh well... You're dead!
Oh, why did you go
In that black hole?

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