There lived a King, as I've been told, In the wonder-working days of old, When hearts were twice as good as gold, And twenty times as mellow. Good-temper triumphed in his face, And in his heart he found a place For all the erring human race And every wretched fellow. When he had Rhenish wine to drink It made him very sad to think That some, at junket or at jink, Must be content with toddy.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
With toddy, must be content with toddy.
DON ALHAMBRA.
He wished all men as rich as he (And he was rich as rich could be), So to the top of every tree Promoted everybody.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now, that's the kind of King for me. He wished all men as rich as he, So to the top of every tree Promoted everybody!
DON ALHAMBRA.
Lord Chancellors were cheap as sprats, And Bishops in their shovel hats Were plentiful as tabby cats-- In point of fact, too many. Ambassadors cropped up like hay, Prime Ministers and such as they Grew like asparagus in May, And Dukes were three a penny. On every side Field-Marshals gleamed, Small beer were Lords-Lieutenant deemed, With Admirals the ocean teemed All round his wide dominions.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
All round his wide dominions.
DON ALHAMBRA.
And Party Leaders you might meet In twos and threes in every street Maintaining, with no little heat, Their various opinions.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now that's a sight you couldn't beat-- Two Party Leaders in each street Maintaining, with no little heat, Their various opinions.
DON ALHAMBRA.
That King, although no one denies His heart was of abnormal size, Yet he'd have acted otherwise If he had been acuter. The end is easily foretold, When every blessed thing you hold Is made of silver, or of gold, You long for simple pewter. When you have nothing else to wear But cloth of gold and satins rare, For cloth of gold you cease to care-- Up goes the price of shoddy.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Up goes the price of shoddy.
DON ALHAMBRA.
In short, whoever you may be, To this conclusion you'll agree, When every one is somebodee, Then no one's anybody!
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now that's as plain as plain can be, To this conclusion we agree--
ALL.
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