When Christmas rolls around Santa's busy in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date it needs modernization He has quite a large debt accumulation
Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap And you would not believe the bills for the heat Santa stands to lose everything he owns If he defaults on yet another of his loans
Things are looking bad for Santa He can slip down chimneys but he can't balance accounts Things are looking bad for Santa If he wrote a cheque it probably would bounce
He hires an accountant to come and advise The accountant says that he has been unwise Cuz even if the costs were cut down drastically It's still hard to make money giving things away for free
Santa Claus decides to wipe the slate clean He lays off half the elves and buys mordern machines Then he auctions off all unnecessary stock He gets a lot for Rudolf from Ripley's believe it or not
Things are looking bad for Santa He's made all sorts of changes but it hasn't fixed a thing Things are looking bad for Santa Misses Claus has left him and the elves are picketing
Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go! Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go!
Santa's had enough he locks the elves outside He butchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hides He sells his shop to Disney and leaves the north pole To go find cheaper labour down in MexicoTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
