I'm a real guy I like real guy things Like boats and guns and onion rings But household chores need a power resolution I went to the store and purchased the solution
I got a pressure washer I like it a lot 'Cause it makes cleaning destructive
Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp
My cat's clean now even though it's bald It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again
I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot) I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot)
Sure I may be squirting water but in my head I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force
Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo With his 50 mm pressure washer look at him go Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand I pressure washed their literature and now they understand I got a pressure washer
One day I was out pressure washing my lawn My neighbour came home with a big smile on He pulled out a brand new Gas powered Turbo charged 90 gauge Super mega mega mega washer With a DVD drive
Damn IT!!!
I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2 I need a bigger pressure washer X3 Or maybe a hummerTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.