Sometimes (woahoh) A champion gets remade (CLG) And it ends up bein no surprise (Area of Defect) That he's back
I just played Jax And I carried the game The other team let me put my lamppost inside them I just played Jax Dodged all their autoattacks Can't believe 20 minutes went by so fast
Have you ever played Jax? I have, I did great I have to admit, I was skeptical at first But now I'm platinum ranked-it literally just happened Playin Jax can make a pro player out the worst
When they took dodge out the game, I thought Jax would be unplayable I love him so much, I'd knit his face in a crochetable Killed Rammus, Ryze, and Shen then I killed Graves and I killed Garen All I had was ninja tabi, then I went and soloed baron
You'll never guess what I just did, I played Jax Swapped my lamppost for a cardboard tube, I went to PAX TF tried to go top, but I told him to deal Cuz I'm like Hotshot up there- Real.
I just played Jax And I carried the game The other team let me put my lamppost inside them Talk shit in all chat
I'm like a Mario brother I jump on everybody's head Jump onto Ashe! You mean like this? Oh wow. Shes dead I can take a fishing pole to battle, I don't need a knife That good? The best 20 minutes of my life (my life)
Whenever I play Jax, Its a moment to be cherished You're the opposite of canned goods; likely to perish Forget the 2nd amendment-my counterstrike will disarm ya Lamppost'l send you back to base just like the children back to Narnia
So this one's dedicated to them kids Who've played Jax since his Beta days In Jungle or lane In the US or Spain Against Jarvan or Swain You're still the champ
Caitlyn's building AP Doesn't matter, played Jax Our mid has 20 CS Doesn't matter, played Jax My team died 97 times Doesn't matter, played Jax We're against CLG Well fuck
I just played Jax (Jax) I went 40 and 0 (Real) So if you played Jax in a 20 min game Then you're qualified to sing with me
I just played Jax (everybody sing) And I carried the game (we all played Jax) The other team let me put my lamppost inside them (talk shit in all chat) I just played Jax Dodged all their autoattacks Can't believe 20 minutes went by so fastTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
