[Alex] Wazzup everybody, my name is Alex And welcome to ANIMEME RAP BATTLES Today we got GRUMPY CAT versus NYAN KAZAZAZAM
[Nyan Cat] Look up In the sky Not a bird Not a plane It's just little old me NYAN CAT'S the NAME I'm a pop tart Don't get it twisted son Been crushin cosmic *pussy Since life number one I'm the first cat in space Won the cat space race Here to cat bread you Have some WHEAT on your face Oh your name is TARD? That's short for RETARDED Don't get mad Have some Skittles I just sharted Your face looks like A shitty cat version Of Ron Swanson You'll be forgoten Like the pubes Dangling off my *Johnson You're big in real life But on Youtube I'm HUGE You can die tomorrow I'll still get 80,000 VIEWS!
[Grumpy Cat] What doesn't kill you Pisses me off So I'm gonna be the one To fuckin finish the job I eat I sleap I excrete And lick my paws You fly through space That's it? You should be hauling around Santa Claus I'll eat you for breakfast And turn into a nice turd Have you seen Titanic? My favourite actor Was the ICEBERG I'm a celebrity I'm in Time magazine The biggest name in pets Since uhh MOTHERFUCKING LASSIE You're a try hard I didn't even want fame Kicking your ass It's in my DNA
[NC] You're shorter than the *pinky Of Peter Dinklage Scratch that More like Dinklage's Peter Going through SHRINKAGE You're still a virgin My penis caused BIG BANG Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN What's wrong Grumpy? Where's the other six dwarves? Celebrating your absence With coffee-flavored liquors You're bout to get spade And I've got a flush Your wack raps Make me blush I'll put you in a blender I'll turn you to slush *TBH You're not the first *Pussy I've CRUSHED
[GC] Crush me with those rhymes? You're batshit delirious I had fun once It was a traumatic experience And maybe I am smaller Than a midget's frigid noodle But at least I'm not some Wanna-be Toaster strudel You ain't shit You ancient You're 8-bit ATARI Just quit You won't get These eight tits I'm sorry Cuz the only reason you got To be that tasty Is your dad couldn't get pussy So he sexed a pastry
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pussy - słowo dwuznaczne, oznacza kota i kobiecą waginę Johnson, pinky - synonimy penisa TBH - skrót od "to be honest"Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
