Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies Hedgehogs eat their own babies Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths Mix it with saliva 'til lips a-foam Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this Why would a hedgehog do this? They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs His best friend is Tails the Fox But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna They can't fly, don't have a punching claw But they're known for having a four-headed dick It's the only one like it SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
