I don't mind a little cold weather, snow or ice But when it becomes too intense, it isn't very nice At first the snow is beautiful. It's fluffy, white and rich But when you have somewhere to go, it's such a fucking bitch
All I want to do is trot on over to the store but now there's all this snow and ice that wasn't there before I cannot go 10 feet without falling on my ass I must be honest, and I'm sorry if this is kind of crass
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up The snow is too fucking thick Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up No one enjoys being sick Winter can suck my dick
I'm really not sure why I must make the weather suck Something to do with harmony, honestly I don't give a fuck. Flying is better than walking on the ground But when I fly I am repeatedly snowbound
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up 30 degrees below zero Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up The sidewalk's always narrow Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up Outside, keep your mouth closed 'Cause winter fucking blows
Now I have to wear like 7 layers of clothing These coats are collapsing my lungs, and yet I'm still singing I can barely see anything with all the wind and snow I'm almost killed by falling icicles mother nature is a homocidle hoe!
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up I don't know why others like it Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up Holidays are one benefit Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up But once they're over it becomes a load of shit
And sure fillies and colts might get at least one snow day But then they have to make up all their homework anyway And snowball fights are kind of fun unless you are a nerd This song should apply to you even if you haven't joined the herd
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up The roof tops are caving in Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up Weather like this should be a sin Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up Can't wait for spring to begin frost bite fucked up my skin
The other seasons have problems, Summer's hot as balls But at least I can walk around and not constantly fall Speaking of which, autumn is fine despite the leaves dying And spring has rain but makes up for it with rainbows, flowers and other gay stuff
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up Can the traffic please move faster Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up Californians are lucky bastards Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up How long will this bitch last? I hope this shit melts fast Fuck winter in the assTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
