Bruce and Ed and I walked into Old Pappy's Foodmart Bruce and Ed were brothers and they were not very smart But I needed some men fast to help me with this one big score Then I'd never have to rob another grocery store Fill the bag with money I said to the cashier Fill the bag with money honey and we'll get out of here But somebody tripped the alarm and then all Hell broke loose The bag boy he pulled out a gun and blew a hole through Bruce Ed caught the bag boy in the chest with both barrels from his twelve The bag boy flew back twenty feet into the produce shelf That was for my brother Ed shouted through his tears Now we faced the electric chair instead of 15 years
I grabbed that bag of money and I headed for the door I didn't wanna die in some stinking grocery store But the parking lot was already crawlin' thick with cops That what you get when you rob a store 'round the corner from the donut shop Sheriff Big Dick Turner he was runnin' the whole show He said throw your guns down come on out boys let them people go You boys don't stand a chance your little heist has failed But I knew Big Dick Turner and we'd never reach his jail Ed looked up through the window just to see what was going on A bullet pierced his forehead and the back of Ed's head was gone The cashiers they were screaming Ed's brains were everywhere It seemed Big Dick was right there was no gettin' out of there
A car pulled up some folks got out it was my mom and dad My daddy yelled out kid you're the worst son I ever had You're really in it this time you're really in it deep I hope they blow your brains out you good for nothing creep Sheriff Big Dick Turner yelled get 'em out of here And I sent the cashier to the stock room to bring me back some beer The family plan had failed plan B was coming soon I was starring in my very own Dog Day Afternoon
Then they brought a woman out my true love Madeline She left me seven months before and I hadn't seen her since She left me for the bouncer at the bowling alley bar She left him two weeks later for some guy who sold used cars She said Franky please come out of there you're in an awful jam Franky please come out of there and we can start again While you're away in prison I will wait faithfully Franky I do love you please come on out for me Well I knew that she was lying 'cause she never told the truth I knew that I would get the chair they'd never let me loose But for my true love Madeline I threw my gun out on the ground I hollered Big Dick Turner I'm coming out please don't cut me down
Well they didn't give me death they gave me 60 years So I think it's safe to say that I'll be dying in here And Madeline and Big Dick Turner they're the hottest thing in town I was a love sick fool when I had the chance I should've shot them down.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
