I broke my promise on a very sharp rock And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep And that’s how I learned how to survive
And I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking And I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking And I gave water to all I thought were thirsty And that’s how I learned how to survive
I gave my money to the bank for safe keeping And I gave my money to my landlord he was needing it And I gave attention to the T.V. that was bleeding And that’s how I learned how to survive
But if you ain’t got the do-re-mi boys If you got the do-re-mi Well you better go back to beautiful Texas Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee California’s a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see But believe it or not you won’t find it so hot If you ain’t got the do-re-mi
And we totally ripped off a man named Woody Gutherie And I bought a restaurant for his son named Alice And I fed false information to the audience And that’s how I learned how to survive
And I give a thank-you to my father for not raising me And I give a finger to my step-father for beating me And I give props to myself for achieving And god damn I’m glad that I survived And god damn I’m surprised that I survived
We just handed you a giant load of gibberish And I give love to a lover quite deserving of it And I give thanks to all of you for listening To the story of how we learned how to surviveTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.