If I were I man, I'd grow a moustache And make all my ladies wear high heels I would be the leader in every dance there is Every stubborn dancing queen would follow me.
If I were a man, I could do anything Anything that I desired I'd be the "man" in mankind And the universal "he" I'd never go out on a limb because I'd be the tree If I were a man, I'd be in the boysclub I would be so masculine I'd conquer all the ladies With force or gallantry I'd hold you in my arms just so that you could hold me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man, I'd speak with authority I would be so eloquent My stacked vocabulary And my witty repartee Would win respect from all my peers, but never give me away If I were a man, I'd be a Cowboy I'd terrify you with my gun I'd be the cop in Cops and Robbers I'd be a demolition man If I blew up all my friends, I'd be the King of the Land
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd want to meet somebody like me
If I were a man, I could do anything Anything that I desired I'd be the "man" in mankind And the universal "he" Every door that once was shut would open for me If I were a man, if I were a man, I'd want to meet somebody like meTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.