Alan: Hi Alvin, did you get a chance to look over the song?
Alvin: Yeah! I really like it, I just...
Alan: Good, 'cause I heard you could be mighty hard to work with.
Alvin: Who told you that!?!
Alan: Ah, just about everyone who'd ever worked with ya.
Alvin: Well it's a lie! They're all just jealous, back-stabbing turkeys!
Theodore: (Gasp) We are not!
Alvin: Theodore!
Simon: Mr. Jackson, I assure you that I am nothing if not professional.
Alan: Well good, let's get started. Alvin: Don't rock the jukebox I wanna hear some Jones My heart ain't ready For the Rolling Stones I don't feel like rockin' Since my baby's gone So don't rock the jukebox Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter Keep one thing in mind You got a heart-broke hillbilly Standing here in line I've been down and lonely Ever since she left Before you punch that number Could I make one request
Don't rock the jukebox I wanna hear some Jones Plus my heart ain't ready For the Rolling Stones I don't feel like rockin' Since my baby's gone So don't rock the jukebox Play me a country song
Alan: Now you're wrong Simon, Alvin's not hard to work with.
Simon: The song's not over Mr. Jackson.
Alvin: Solo time!
Alan: Alvin, don't rock the jukebox. Alvin. It's 'bout to explode. Well, now you've done it.
Alvin: I ain't got nothin' Against rock & roll But when your heart's been broken You need a song that's slow Ain't nothin' like a steel guitar To drown a memory Before you spend your money baby Play a song for me
Don't rock the jukebox I wanna hear some Jones My heart ain't ready For the Rolling Stones I don't feel like rockin' Since my baby's gone So don't rock the jukebox Play me a country song So don't rock the jukebox Play me a country song
Oh brother, what a mess! What are we going to do?
Alan: What do you mean we? I'm not paying for it.
Alvin: But...but...
Alan: Uh-hu. I tried to warn you not to rock the jukebox, but did you listen? Nooo. Did I listen when people told me you were pig-headed and obstinate? Noo. I coulda been out on the lake havin' a good time but uh-uh. Here I am spending my time with a pain in the butt muskrat or squirrel or whatever... Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa. |
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