Yeah, I’m such a liar One time I told you You were the highlight Of all of my sexual life While I’m confessing When you’re undressing I was picking the lock On your safe with my knife Einstein If you’re so naive That you believe Everything I said to you Well, I got your sex And wrote you rubber checks Well, what did you think I was gonna do My reputation for exaggeration It never got to you That’s why I left Duluth Sometimes I stretch the truth My dearest darling You know that luggage It belonged to the blond With the really nice pair And incidentally I sorely missed you The pain was so hard to bear If I would rate you Not that I hate you But you would end up Eighth, maybe ninth in your class Your build is hot now If you could use your Brain like you use your ass Oh, you’re so naive How could you believe Everything I said to you My reputation for exaggeration It never got to you Sometimes I’m so uncouth Sometimes I stretch the truth Hey, I’m such a liar One time I told you You were the highlight Of all of my sexual life I’m remarkably insincere Incredibly insincere Totally insincere Oh don’t take it so hard, my dear I’m consistently insincereTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.