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[Verse 1]
I'm planning a garage sale
3001 Cotter Road
This Saturday, 9 A.M
And everything must go
Read about it in the paper
You'll find the ad that I'm writing
I've got a hundred words or less
To highlight my best items

[Chorus]
I'll make one hell of a deal, a steal on a diamond ring
It's only been thrown one time and I've had it polished and cleaned
Nice high heel shoes, designer bags too, and women's clothes
And her little Chevy that she left here with me
And her and that new guy hit the road
Everything must go

[Verse 2]
There won't be much for men
A few khakis and polo shirts
I'll probably give 'em away
I wore them ugly things for her

[Chorus]
I'll make one hell of a deal, a steal on a diamond ring
It's only been thrown one time and I've had it polished and cleaned
Nice high heel shoes, designer bags too, and women's clothes
And her little Chevy that she left here with me
And her and that new guy hit the road
Everything must go

[Bridge]
I'm doing two-for-one on frames
If you'll take that picture that's inside
Want nothing left of us
When I pull up that garage sale sign

[Chorus]
I'll make one hell of a deal, a steal on a diamond ring
It's only been thrown one time and I've had it polished and cleaned
Nice high heel shoes, designer bags too, and women's clothes
And her little Chevy that she left here with me
And her and that new guy hit the road
Everything must go
Everything must go

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