Everybody, welcome to the show The rules of engagement are really quite simple So if you can pull yourself away from Grindr for two seconds, listen up
The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory? Take a picture and I'll last forever Get your drinks now people The more you drink, the prettier we look
Is this your boyfriend, honey? Not anymore
Tipping is compulsory If you don't know what compulsory means, I'll spell it out for you: Tip. These. Men. It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, darling Be kind to your entertainers
If you see a flaw, squint If you see a bulge, don't be mad Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises
If you see something you don't like, Something unseemly or offensive, Something vile or disgusting We'll be happy to take your complaints after the show At the corner of FuckYouAndGoFuckYourselfAvenue.com I'll see you there Bring a sweater
If you think you can do better, sweetheart, I implore you Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for four and a half minutes It's not as easy as it looks
Do you need a hairpiece? Here, you can borrow mine Show generosity to these monstrosities Respect, kindness, compassion
And most of all, whenever possible Tell us we look gorgeous Tell us we look gorgeous Tell me I look gorgeous
Do I look gorgeous? (Yeah!) Okay, but how about sexy? (Yeah!) Okay alright, but how about sensual? (Yeah!) Alright, but how about breathtaking? Geez! (Yeah!) I swear it's like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people
Now let's review, everybody
Your makeup is terrible If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag Don't ever touch my hair Anus I love your pussy Give me all your money Absolutely Come on nature, come on [?], come on buildup, okay?!
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