[Willam:] I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together Dad don't give a shit and my sisters say whatever All good, I'm cool My mom threw the [?] in the inground pool Somebody something cause I'm underage drinking It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen Woke up, tree sap Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
And this could be... (gingerbread tastes like jäger) The worst Christmas ever (bitch you don't know a sled)
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:] My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic (go to your room!) Woke up, rolled out Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out (Courtney!) Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire Yeah I, nearly died Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Courtney & Alaska:] Wait a second, that sounds really familiar No, no, thats my family Christmas, thats what happened Do they even have Christmas in Australia? No...
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska:] So, there is this one year, And it was Christmas, And my brother got karate patches, And I really wanted to get karate patches, So I thought I was gonna get karate patches, And then I didn't get karate patches
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska and Courtney:] Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it Fine I'll do it okay ready
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Willam:] Happy Birthday Hanukkah!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
