Every hundred years or more On an island in the sea Where the oceans spit and the seagulls shit And the dolphins all have fleas A stinking bay where the water's gray And the sand is brown and blue There's a magic spring full of awful things That's where we make our brew
A magic spell, a hidden well A drink that comes out of hell
Chorus : They've sailed across the waves To drink in the goblin cave Let's fight ! All night ! Get drunk and lose control We'll kill those pirate men And drink a beer or ten With booze ! Never lose ! It's pirates vs Trolls
Over the mountains into the caves Though it may become their graves Following the awful smell Down into the bowels of Hell The pirates want our magic drink Even though it really stinks It will get them fucking wasted But it's the worst thing they ever tasted !
A rancid brew that makes you spew A drink the colour of poo
Chorus
Why do we need to fight ? We should just drink all night ? Let us get drunk together This beer will last forever
The pirates did set seil To steal the goblin ale An endless waterfall Of stinking magic alcohol We're all inebriated All the Trolls are getting wasted ! Everyone will be best friends A party time that never ends
Chorus : They've sailed from distant lands To drink with the goblin band Drink beer ! All year ! Get drunk and lose control The Trolls and pirate men We'll drink a beer or ten With booze ! Never lose ! It's pirates vs TrollsTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.