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Carly McKinney posted on the gay twitter thingy:
It was a tweet with a photo; on the photograph, there was pretty much
What the tweet said: her, "Naked. Wet. Stoned."
That was fucking amazing, but than she lost her job

At the school where she used to work
Ha ha ha America

That gay guy called Cameron Jankowski tweeted a photo of himself peeing
To a bowl of nachos; he is gay despite the cool second name
He asked people, thinking he was cool:
"Guess where I work."

Well, she lost her job... What I mean HE lost HIS job, ekhm
Ha ha ha America

Justine Sacco posted a photo with a pint of beer - a pub in London
Wrote: "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS.
Just kidding. I'm white!"
Well she lost her job at some big-ass international corporation

I don't even really care
Ha ha ha The UK

Tim Chantarangsu (What a fucked up name)
He posted that he hates black collars (maybe it's been considered racist? you know, the US...)
He had these when he worked
At California Pizza Kitchen, but they've kicked him out

Oh well, just because of that
Ha ha ha America

Well I was reading an article on the internet
And I was like
What the fuck?!

Alicia Ann Lynch
Dressed up as a Boston Marathon runner
Just for the laughs
Because y'kno, people died there and shit

So yeah, she lost her job
Hired than fired
They were threatening to kill her parents
Stupid bastards anyway

Ha ha 'murica

Barney Greengrass was quite disappointed
With Jane Adams (she's supposed to be famous or something)
She didn't pay 13 dollars at the restaurant
Her agent did it next day

No tip - No tip, he said
A month later she gave him
A tip (3 dollars)
But 2 weeks later - no job for him

Ha ha America

Cisco offered a job to Connor Riley
But she ultimately lost it
Quite much before she really had it
She wrote: "Cisco just offered me a job!

Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck
against the daily commute to San Jose
and hating the work." Well kinda your fault bitch
Ha ha stupid bitch, good for ya, you've earned it

Ha ha America

Jofi Joseph, formerly one of "Obama's Men"
Worked for the gov't
Yeah the government is a big deal in the US
And so is political correctness

But he's done some trolling on the internet
The account NatSecWonk quite corrupted
So he is away
The job is left but he is funny; well

Ha ha America

Damian Goddart said that he agreed with Todd Reynolds
No idea who these guys are, but they are fucking right
They wanted marriage to be what it used to be
What it always was, well of course - they were accused of making the homos cry

Damian got kicked out of his job - fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! America

Matt Bowman - a fireman - wrote "I'd never let a woman kick my ass.
If she tried something, I'd be like HEY! You get your bitch ass to the kitchen
and make me some pie!" Well they thought it was sexist
So he and his friend Lawaun Edwards

- What an odd name, what the fuck is going on - Got fired from the job.
Ha ha Canada

All are victims
Of fucking political correctness

Twerk
Jerk

Blowjobs

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