In life one has to face a huge assortment Of nauseating fads and good advice There's health and fitness Diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter Manners? Charm? They're no way to impress So forget the inner me , observe the outer I am what I wear and how I dress
Oh now I believe in looking Like my time on earth is cooking Whether polka dotted Striped or even checked With the some glamour guaranteeing Every fiber on of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
From your cradle via trousseau To your deathbed you're on view, so Never compromise, accept no substitute I would rather wear a barrel Than conservative apparel For dress has always been My strongest suit
Staying in or hitting town wards From the top and working downwards I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
Whether wig or hat or turban Whether clad boudoir or urban Not to strut your stuff Outrageously is a crime
And the few who are invited To my wardrobe are delighted As they wander through my things To find en route
That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal For that dress has always been My strongest suit
I am what I wear I said anytime Anytime
So bring me all my finest Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing expensive Most expensive and to boot
Most arresting Most heart-stoping Most free-flowing Most eye-popping Most arresting Most heart-stopping Dress has always been my strongest suit
You know that I am what I wear Dress has always been my strongest suit
So bring me all my finest Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing expensive Most expensive and to boot
Most arresting Most heart-stoping Most free-flowing Most eye-popping Dress has always been my strongest suit My strongest suit
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