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Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the US Military.

It's not funny !

Ooh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that
Bin Laden promised me ?

Oooh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs
US soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I'll kill you...

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