Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights So when you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me
Winona Ryder drinks Manachevett's wine Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toys The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish Courtney Love is half, too Put them together What a funky, bad-ass Jew!
We got Harvey Keitel And flash dancer Jennifer Beals Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish And, yes, her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulke It's time for Chanukah Two time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffmonica celebrates Chanukah
OJ Simpson, still not a Jew But guess who is The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo Bob Dylan was born a Jew Then he wasn't, but now he's back Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'Cause we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got barmitzvahhed on the PGA Tour No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore So many Jews are in the showbiz Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish But my mother thinks he is
Tell that ho Lamonica It's time to celebrate Chanukah It's not pronounced CH-anukah The C is silent in Chanukah So read your hooked on phonica Get drunk in Tiajuanica If you really, really wannaca Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Chanukah Hapyy Chanukah!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
