Andy Samberg: Oh dang.. Justin Timberlake:What is it, dawg? AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day. JT: Didn't get a gift for her. AS: Other plans got in the way. She’ll be so disappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it, too. AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do? JT: My mom’s been so alone Ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD JT: No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test. AS: I know just what you mean, My mom’s been so sad and gray
JT: Word AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. Both: Hold up. AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too
Both: Slow up AS: What time is it, dawg? JT: It’s time for a switcharoo Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break ‘em off Show ‘em how much they really mean ‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover You’re a Mother Lover We should fuck each others mothers JT:Fuck each others moms I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy Fuck each others moms
Both: ‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom Clutchin’ on this lube and roses JT: I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses AS: They will be so surprised JT: We are so cool and thoughtful AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom JT: Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle Both: Sho' Nuff JT: My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile Both: Straight up AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style, yeahh Both: This the perfect plan For a perfect Mother’s Day They'll have to rename this one All up under the covers day ‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover We should fuck each others mothers JT: Fuck each others moms
I’m pushing that way Where you came out as a baby Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy Fucking each others moms
AS: Break it down It would be my honor to be your new step-father JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father AS: While you’re in my mother Make me another brother JT: Damn And while I’m in your mother I’ll never use a rubber JT: OH
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover
Happy Mother’s Day!!!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
