Go go go go go go go on love It's my birthday You look tarty love, it's my birthday I'll buy you a Bacardi love, it's my birthday And you know I'm having a laugh, it's not my birthday
You can find me in the pub with a pint of Bud Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs So come fill up my mug before my bag gets stuck
You can find me in the pub with a pint of Bud Look love I've got a fiver if you let me see your jugs I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed
When I pull up out front you see my Vauxhall Nova When I hit the bar it's ten pints before I'm over I came to watch the game 'cause I'm a Blackburn Rover And I munch on M & M's while I'm down in smirn over But only nothing's changed cash down bottoms up And I've got a paper cut from rolling my rizzla up When you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a geezer or gimp 'Cause I fell down my stairs and now I walk with a limp In the crap bits of Watford they say "50 you hot!" They like me I want them to love me like lesbians trot But go to Hemel Hempstead and they'll tell you I'm crazy 'Cause I once got drunk and humped a statue of a lady But I'm fully focused now tea and coffee on my mind Got a part time job in the Daily Grind Now this girl yeah she likes my hair she likes my part Her friend is fit but she's as ugly as an - (interuption) "alright!"
You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs So come fill up my mug before my bag gets stuck
You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud Look love I've got a fiver if you let me see your jugs I'm into playing darts I ain't into growing shrubs So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed
My girlfriend's mum gave me the cash that bought me all my fancy stuff My couch, my fridge, my plates, my weights Look mate I'm tied down but I ain't changed And you should love it, well more than I hate it You're like my dad, fashion sense is outdated I'm that bloke by the bar when I'm on my round You're the weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound When the beats are pumping I get my Macarana on My mates drag me to my chair before the end of the song If the roof's on fire someone dial 999 And if you wanna get drunk love, it isn't a crime I'll tell you what I tell every girl "You're fit, nice hair If you don't wanna rush it here's another Red Square" Or I could tell my mates I'll be round the back with a Kronenbourg They'll know where we'll, be yeah
You can find me in the pub with a pint of Bud Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs So come fill up my mug before my bag gets stuck
You can find me in the pub with a pint of Bud Look love I've got a fiver if you let me see your jugs I'm into playing darts I ain't into growing shrubs So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed.
(Spoken normally) Ha-ha Don't act like you don't know where I've been either mum In the pub all the time mum It's about to pop off mum Burn unitTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
