[Arsene Wenger] Let's do this, Jose - once and for all! You know, we never really had a chance to settle this brawl! No more buying success! Exhibit A - Paul Pogba! There's no one save you now, not even your b*tch Drogba!
[Jose Mourinho] You have always had a problem with me... Is it because I won the Champions League? Twice?? Another year, yet again you'll finish fourth! Time for a change - said your wife in your divorce!
[Arsene Wenger] You're a tactless sh*t, and you play sh*t tactics! I've seen more running from a team full of spastics! Moyesy and Louie were better than you! You're not as special as you claim!
[Fan] Just a monkey in a suit!
[Jose Mourinho] You've never beat me in the league, all you beat is the sack! Success for you, Gunners? Accounts in the black! Your team is lame, and I don't mean Jack! You're going down, The Special One is back!
[Chorus] I'll always be, I'll always beeeee The Special One! I'm Special, it's true! I'm not arrogant, I've just won more trophies than you!
I'll always be, I'll always beeeee The Not-Sacked One! Three times you've been sacked! Blah blah blah, mur mur mur - clearly you've cracked!
[Arsene Wenger] You've blown more that 50 Cent! Ignored, spent, crooked, and... what a great investment! Fraud, not God! Pep is king, you're done! The Glazers chose you - here's what they could've won!
[Jose Mourinho] Yadda yadda yadda, year after year! You're obsessed with me - you're a real voyeur! Your supporters hate you, there's a turning in the crowd... "WENGER OUT", they scream, your parents must be proud!
[Arsene Wenger] They're dead...
*music stops*
[Jose Mourinho] Oh... Sorry...
[Arsene Wenger] FOOLED YOU!
*music plays back*
As if you fell for that! Good judgement, we know, is something that you lack! I got Ozil and Sanchez in my mighty Reds! You've got creeky old Zlatan and an English pisshead!
[Zlatan Ibrahimovic] Zlatan is God and I'll smite your sh*tty team!
[Wayne Rooney (mumbling)] There's... erm... er... has been...
[Jose Mourinho] Wayne, sober up!
[Arsene Wenger] What the hell did he say?
[Jose Mourinho] He wants to sign for you!
[Arsene Wenger] Ha! Good one, Jose!
[Chorus] I'll always be, I'll always beeeee The Special One! I'm Special, it's true! I'm not arrogant, I've just won more trophies than you!
I'll always be, I'll always beeeee The Not-Sacked One! Three times you've been sacked! Blah blah blah, mur mur mur - clearly you've cracked!
[Jose Mourinho] I HAVEN'T CRACKED! I HAVEN'T CRACKED, YOU PIECE OF SH*T! I USED TO BE SO SPECIAL! DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME! *cries*Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
