When I wake up, I'll be moving club... Er, no deal? Correct! ARGH! I don't believe my eyes... Ashley Young? F&%#! Suddenly and without warning us... LATERS POTATERS! What?! Hendo left us all behind... and his armband too! We're looking at you... At me? At you! Sh*t! Now we're fine with FFP... You freaking dumbasses! JUST ONE SLEEP! Oh poo! Then we know it's gonna be...
[Chorus] The opening game! (The opening, the opening game!) (The opening, the opening game!) (The opening, the opening game!) (The opening, the opening game!) The opening game! (The opening, the opening game!) (The opening, the opening game!) No opening, no opening game! (The opening, the opening game!)
This year we will win the Premier League! But top 4 is no disgrace... fogging hell...OW! This year we will win the Premier League! But top 4 is no disgrace... fu**ing hell! We're looking at you... At me? At you! Opening bid is 50p! NO DEAL! 51p? NO DEAL! 51,5p?! Mama, what did I do? ARGH! Me face, man! Then we know it's gonna be...
[Chorus] The opening game! (The opening, the opening game!) (The opening, the opening game!) (The opening, the opening game!) You're staying! I win again! The opening game! Good ebening! An ebening game! (The opening, the opening game!) No opening, no opening game! Er, sorry, who are you again?
My Willy walked the other day... He means Zaha... Fwanca? Are you taking the piss? No! I think you are! That's my name! Sander! He's walked out... BURNLEY?! Oh, no way! How could you? 2 transfers? Are they taking the piss? Last year we did 40! Sorry, who are the dudes? Dude Perfect! Who? I'm "Dude Perfect" but it's not me... SIUUU! SAVE ME FROM SAUDI! Fix the ground, could you? What?! I'm a footballer! Oh... Then we know it's gonna be...
[Chorus] The opening game! (The opening, the opening game!) (The opening, the opening game!) 62P?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF BOLOGNESE?! Then he just booted him in his face! The opening game! Todd Boehly strikes again! No opening, no opening game! The opening, the opening game! YEAH!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
