Farewell, Mesut... Oh, crying like a girl... EMERY OUT! He's living in a lonely world... Please, take a midnight train, going anywhere... Let's go! There won't be any arrivals! What? Two new City boys! Sign for us! We've got Hudson-Odoi! Who? Let's take a midnight plane - thanks, Fly Emirates!
A whinger in a pokey room... All I do is whine, it's doom and gloom! Ed! No "Slabhead"? No! Oh, we've played utter sh*te... I drone on, and on, and on, and on!
Nile Ranger? Are you kidding? Total lockdown on Zaha! Andy Carroll fell from a great height...
No more fights, please, West Ham people... We've cemented in the corner flags, so no more commotion! Harry Slabhead! Play for United on Friday night! Please! ... - Rafa, the good news is you've got £50m to spend! - Great! - The bad news is I've sold the entire first team squad! ... Big Shaq! Bargain! £13m! He's crap! Oh, shut it! The only "bargain" you'd known is a bargain bucket! Boom! We'll pay anything! Name your price! Cause he's total scheisse! He won't remember a thing! Some will win! Some will lose! The bitter Blues! £50m? Nice Liverpool tattoo! Boss, I can explain... The signings never come... how will we keep the pressure on and on?
Yo, Seri! Yes? Hey! I'm Seri! No way! Me too! Things are looking up! Literally at Vestergaard! £50m for Richarlison?! Ha! Ha! Ha! Kongolo! Kon-Kongolo! Kon-Kongolo! We've signed Terence Kongolo! Bastardo! You'll play for Brighton on the right! Boss, my name is Bernardo... What did I say? "Bastardo"... Well, son, welcome to your new nickname! ... The chairman has got me my main transfer target... David Brooks! That's Garth Brooks... ... - In tribute to our transfer policy we've had a re-brand... WOLVES CLUBE DE PORTUGAL! - F*** off! ... This time my chairman has definitely got me my main transfer target... David Brooks! That's Garth Crooks... ... - Don't worry Neil, there's no plans for a red kit this season! - Phew... - But we have got a red and blue half-and-half kit this season... - What? F*** off! ... This time my chairman has definitely got me my main transfer target... Can't wait to see who it is this time... David Brooks! Oh, that IS David Brooks... bit of an ant i-climax... ... - I'm thrilled to announce the signing of a top-class former England international, who'll help us to concede even fewer goals this season! - Thanks, boss! - I was on about Ben Gibson! - Oh... - And we've also signed Joe Hart, mainly to improve our social media reach when he drops some clangers! ... Don't stop dreaming! We'll win the title this season! All five! Quintuple!
Don't stop dreaming! Will we survive the season? Go down? No way! Ha! Ha! Ha! F*** off!
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