It's Real - Man City! Oh, my big, bald boss - the fraud! He picked some random men! Same here! 0-0, stand up! You're coming on! We scored! Sit down again! Oh dear...
And when I jumped up, he jumped up! Ref! He knocked me down! Knocked you down? Yes! No! Why is this guy standing half-way up? What? He was half-way down!
Oh, it's Jesus! Praise the Lord! The Saviour of all men! I'll f*** you up, you pushing cheat! Ref! He knocked me down again! Sergio, up! Please get up! Look! He just fell down! Just fell down? Yes! No! Red card! I think I'm filling up... Jesus Christ! You f***ing clown! ... We go together! Like Danny and Sandy! Like Woody and Andy! We go together! Like... Real and me? Come on! Seriously? Like numbers and math! Like bubbles and bath! Like Tik and Tok! Like... Kirk and Spock! We go together! Like Harry and Sally! YOUNG GIRLS AND R.KELLY?! We go together! Like Gaga and Brad! Like Fritzl and her dad? NO! Rose and Jack! Jose and the sack! F*** YOU! Birds and bees! Like Thelma and Louise! Spongebob and Patrick! Scooby and Shaggy! Goose and Maverick! FIFA and "laggy"! Ernie and Bert! Death and taxes! Courtney and Kurt! Pubes and waxes! Twitter and bots! Post and Pat! Twitch and thots! Not parents and bats! Trump and walls! Walter and Jesse! Feet and balls! Ronaldo and Messi! WHAT?! Yin and Yang! Chewy and Han! We go together like KDB's girl and this man! Go together! Like Tony and Peter! RAGE AND FIFA! Pull through together... Like Meghan and the Prince! Like Jerry and the Prince! You and Tube! You and lube! We go together! It's now and forever! WAHOO!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.