Oh, when the Spurs! 1-0! Go marching in! 2-0! Oh, when the Spurs go marching in! 3-0! I wanna leave! Here's my number! 4-0! Oh, when the Spurs go trudging in... 5-0! 5-0?! You mean it wasn't even half-time?! Oh, for f***'s sake! Whose idea was it to come in? HUGO?! "Emergency alert! Massacre at St. James' Park!"
Kane scores for Spurs! The comeback's on! The comeback's off... Spurs trail 6-1... I WANNA LEAVE! Do you want Kane's number? Howay the Toon! Mbappe's on! Oh, come on!
Oh, when the Spurs! Ha ha! Are bantering! Oh, when the Spurs are bantering! They're even worse than Al-Nassr! Watch-along with expressions oozing! What a ting!
[Post-match interviews: Harry Kane] A big sorry to the fans... This is our most humiliating defeat since last week...
[Eddie Howe] Everyone on Twitter cries about the dressing photos we take... Well, imagine what they'd say if we posted the bukkake ones we do! Hahahahaha! That was a joke by the way...
[Jonjo Shelvey] HOWAY THE ARABS!
[Journalist (to Jacob Murphy)] Jacob, sum up that incredible goal please! Jacob? Jacob?
[Kevin de Bruyne] - Wow! What a pass you made for the fourth goal! - What? That wasn't me! It was Joe Willo-
[Kevin Keegan] I'd love it if Newcastle qualified for the Champions League! LOVE IT!
[Antonio Conte] I'd love it if Spurs don't qualify for the Champions League! LOVE IT!
I'M LEAVING SPURS! You're leaving Spurs? They're just so bad! Yes, they're really bad... I'd rather play for Al-Shabab! Al-Shabab? We'll let you leave! And here's your number! I'M STAYING! Even Spurs aren't quite that bad! Spurs aren't quite that bad!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
